Lies of a Student

We are entering into that part of the life when we are supposed to be matured. The transition from UG to PG, a stage when grass no longer means greenary and education no longer means learning. The application of all the values inculcated in us from childhood to go from one door to another. Having gone through the placement processes and interviews for mba schools, one thing that struck me right in the centre of my funny bone was the effortless lies of the students...and what more-- we are trained to do so. The lying start way way back in school when the "punishments" were set for defaulters. 2 options: lie and go free; be honest and take the punishment. You don't need strategic calculations to decide which one. And then ofcourse, the liars who beat the system become 'studs' and the poor little honest fellow is a 'dumbo'. Fast forward to the present, now we are matured. We learn to lie judiciously, in a beautifully organized synchro that fits with our profile and the whole part of us fits into their company/college. Its just that now it is not lying, it is called 'tactics', 'presentation skills', 'marketing skills'. The 'CV' (curriculum vitae- I can bet more than half the students don't know the full form) is where they judge as to how good one can lie in exactly 1 page in an organized way in a particular format. And then they all expect the organizations to be ethical and moral and to keep values above everything else. Just to present the idea, here are some of my favourite lines that i heard/used/witnessed -->

Q. Why this company/college?

A. This has been my dream company all my life .....

(My dreams are directly proportional to the pay package)

Q. Why MBA?

A. My skills suit this profile and an MBA is the missing part of me....

(Bcoz i tried everything else, and failed miserably)

Q. Why should we choose you over the other 40 people sitting outside?

A. I have skills better than them that are perfect for this profile....

(They all already have 1 job)

Q. Why is your academic scores average?

A. I believe that only academics is not the solution, you have to be good in all....

(some people have to get low to balance out the average)

Q. Describe yourself in 1 word.

A. Honest

(no comments)

Q. Where do you see yourself 5 years down the line.

A. As a project leader in your company in ....

(please keep me in 'your' company for 5 years atleast)

Q. If another company pays you better package, will you leave ours?

A. Absolutely not. Loyalty is ....

(I am very satisfied as long as you give everything I ask)

There are plenty more but just can't remember now...but you just start to wonder how good a liar are the people on top, our 'idols'.

Pursuit of Happiness?

Time and time again, we come across people saying "the ultimate goal in life is Happiness". How many teachings that money isn’t the goal, success isn’t, power isn’t…these are all steps to reach the goal- ‘happiness’, the one thing that drives every person towards the unseen future.

But then, do people finally achieve the goal, or is that people who have achieved cease to exist. Has anyone ever reached ‘happiness’ or the ‘eternal bliss’? And what happens when one does find. Or rather how does one know that he has found, that he has reached the milestone, the milestone set by life? No one does. And that’s because the one thing that drives every person ahead into the black-hole called destiny is the belief—the belief that tomorrow is going to be better.

Every man has the unshakeable faith that his future is better and ecstatic. Even the low morale pessimist who thinks that his life is over is still waiting and hoping that he is wrong. The religious says ‘God has planned the future’…the philosopher ‘the cycle of life must rotate’…the scientist ‘man is progressing fast forever’…the businessman ‘now that I know my mistakes, I am sure to win’…the child ‘just let these exams pass, then I’ll improve…

But the fact is, every one of the belief has a common view: the better future. Men are not pursuing the long lost happiness or the ‘objects’ in life. Everyone is just running from the past and the present to reach the future—the unforeseen mystery that gives the extra punch. The eagerness of horoscopes and the belief in stars—a way to convince yourself…that you are on the right path, on the verge of glory, unseen and mysterious but unimaginably attracting. It keeps one going, overlooking failures, haunting memories, ‘petty’ successes and events, towards the dreams and the ‘light at the end of the tunnel’.

3 things Sachin is planning before Retiring

Great first half of 2k9 for cricket lovers- high drama IPL then the T20 wc. A spectacular performance by Indian players in IPL and a forgettable one in the WC. Looking through the squad of the ODI team, Dravid and Sachin are the most aged players in the squad. Does any Indian player ever think of retiring. Over the last few years, with the Ganguly's on and off saga and the occasional ommision of Dravid, it leaves Sachin next on the cards. Shanie, Waugh, Gilchrist etc. all gave a conference announcing their retirement and we all cheered and congratulated them. When will it happen in India. People just don't even think about relaxing and sitting at home. Try, try and try again until the board throws you out. Maybe Sachin still has a lot of ambitions and goals...unfinished business. Top 3 things he might be planning before retiring-

3. Join the t20 team - after the dismal performance, this could be the best opportunity. After the show by Matt and Adam, the Indian board is already considering recall of the '83 players. Sachin maybe just licking his fingers right now as he looks on the team squad.

2. 60th wedding - there is a ritual/ceremony in parts of South India, where a couple celebrates the wedding when the man reaches 60 years of age. Although, here Sach doesnt have to wait till HIS 60, what better way to celebrate than at the Lords.

1. Bollywood - he's probably got bored of all the ads of bat slashing and secret energies. He's got to try a hit at the box office, atleast a cameo. He can work together with Aamir Khan for the 'Chhakka de India'.

disclaimer: just for fun...and Sachin IS the best cricketer and a living legend so far.

Love, Actually

Before you all start making any assumptions and jump into conclusions, this has nothing to do with 'love' nor does it have anything to do with the movie. This is a different kind of love. The love that comes by habit and expression instead of feelings and emotions. Most of us might have heard or even used something like "I just loveeeeeee coca cola!!" seriouslyy??? Is that the best thing we can get, the one thing for which we would give up just anything!!! It is like perfection has been defined and no scope for anything better.

Ever wondered how we just love everything. We all just loveeed the zoozoos (whatever happened to the cute little dog??). We just keep the things we like on top, right at the pinnacle…and move on, one thing after another. We all loved the Indian cricket team during the aussie tour but not during the T20 world cup. Maybe because we are impatient, maybe because we are unsatisfied… but then isn’t that why we are so good. We are impatient, we move on if things are not our way, we don’t settle for compromises and that’s why the world fears us and Obama has to give a speech against us. We are moving fast and we want the world to keep up with us.

So what happens when we really like something, something that just comes from beyond our sphere of imagination, something that is worth it, will we still just ‘love’ it. Who the heck cares…we’ll still really really loveee it or simply just create a new word, something techno or geeky (I just geeeeeek it!!!). So for now, let’s just love what we love and get on being selfishly impatient over-enthusiastic achievers.

Questions unAnswered

'Everyone dies, but not everyone lives'

Simple and yet deep quote, and it just strikes your head to just think and look back for a moment. Just lie down, relax and think and ponder and wonder and amaze...I look back at my life and I hardly remember any worthy instance (leaving those close escapes with studies and the gossips with friends) to just preserve and tell everyone 50 years later. And still, 21 years have zoomed by and I still don't know what I am going to do - the basic question every person asks you from your childhood. "Beta! kya banoge badhe hokar....doctor (the one with earphones?!) ya engineer (huh! sounds cool)". The problem is no one ever gives the answer!! One universal question that everyone has but no one ever gets the answer is the question "why". You'll just get tired of asking and the same reply always "you are too young to understand", "because it is the right thing to do".
-why can't we play now and study after 30
-why do we have work during the day and sleep at night

-why do we have to learn and not understand

-why shouldn't boys cry

-why is breaking rules so 'cool'

-why aren't we supposed to question

-why do we have to work our life off to retire in peace

And one just gets the answer as we ask...we are not supposed to because we are too young to understand. So are our parents, our teachers, our friends and....everybody is just adapting to the system, a system created to make the whole beautiful little world 'organised'. The mysterious fear surrounding it makes everyone follow it. Sadly, everyone just learns not 'why' the system is but 'how' to succeed in the system, how to live the perfect life, the one having done it all seen it all.